University Book Store Oddities

Okay, so we have new paper towel holders at the store. This is a picture of one.

I don't mean to cast aspersions on anyone's technical writing skills. I really don't.

But the text on it reads: FOR EMERGENCY FEED, TURN KNOB.

"Emergency feed."

Yes, my hands are wet. Yes, the towels are stuck inside the dispenser. Let's not get overly dramatic about it, though. It's just a little water.

A fellow shelver notes: "The knob is red, too, so we won't miss it."