We hate it when our friends become successful...

So sang Morrissey.

Oh, heck, though. That's not true. We LOVE it when our friends become successful.

If I was reading right now, I'd be reading Our Dumb World, the latest book from The Onion. It's an atlas!



And I wouldn't be reading it simply because it's pretty much guaranteed to be a laugh riot like everything else the Onion folks make. It's because a former coworker worked on the darn thing:



We're awfully proud of you, Brittain! Out there making your way in the big city—just like Marlo Thomas in That Girl!