Dog of the Week

This is Schmitz. Bask in his glory.

Smart-looking dog, isn't he? I believe when I took this photo, he was considering how best to herd our customers to the cash registers.

We really could've used him at the Harry Potter Party.

Speaking of our huge Harry Potter Party, let me extend a heartfelt thank you to the "additional" reporter who was kind enough to refer to our modified egg and spoon race—which we called our Quidditch Time Trials—as "fairly pathetic" for Entertainment Weekly.

Ahem.