Whenever I get a break from shelving, I like to try to come up with books to pitch to publishers. And today I think I've stumbled upon an idea guaranteed to be a hot seller:
Stuff on My Bad, Painted Cat.
It'll be a book of photos of my cranky cat, painted up to look like—I don't know—a mime or something, covered in stuff I have around my house.
Admit it. It's brilliant.