When You Are Engulfed In Flames

Did you catch the news about Bill Gates and Michael Bloomberg teaming up to fight smoking? I think they should just take the $375 million and buy 14.4 million* copies of the new David Sedaris book to hand out to people. You know, the one where he quits smoking...

I remember when he read here at the bookstore a few years back. As he took the stage, he asked the events people if he could smoke. When they told him "no" he promptly went ahead and lit up anyway. If he can quit, anyone can...

Are you reading this, Bill and Mike?

*P.S. to Bill and Mike--University Book Store has the book on sale for 20% off, so you could get 18 million copies if you buy it from us. Just thought you should know...