A run on poetry...

Yes, readers. There it is. The Poetry section at University Book Store.

As you can see, National Poetry Month has been such a huge success, we have sold out entirely. Not a single scrap of verse left in the store.

We have requested an emergency poetry air-drop from the U.S. Poetry Airforce, and hope within minutes to have the section restocked. In fact, by the time you read this update—which, as you know, will be sent down a series of tubes to the Internets, and then to your computer—it should have already arrived and I—the Shelver—will have alphabetized the entire thing. I may just move it to the east wall, though...under the windows...Ask a staff member to guide you to it.

You never know. You might be asking me.